That time I snuck into The Two Towers world premiere party in New York.

My goal was "to get a hobbit's number." I was young.

(Me in college, hugging a giant inflatable phallus that was 'touring' my dorm that day. Note the Lord of the Rings poster above my bed.)

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I was twenty-one, in my senior year in college. My sister called. It turned out her friend was catering The Two Towers world premiere party in New York and could sneak me in through the back entrance, if I wanted.

‘IF I WANTED’!?

IF????????